Masturbation Techniques

Sometimes, a guy just needs some alone time to reconnect. Then there are times when we just want to get some satisfaction without having to seduce and take our time pleasing someone else. And so, I introduce to you masturbation techniques.

Of course, I'm not suggesting that you begin masturbating chronically and show your girl the door. Oh no. But every now and then, if you feel the need to stroke it, here are seven techniques you should try out for a little variety.

1- The cold climax

Masturbate as you normally would, but when you feel the sensation of ejaculation coming on, grab hold of some ice cubes or crushed ice with the other hand, then continue masturbating to completion. The feeling of cold in one hand, heat in the other, and the sensation of ejaculating will enhance the experience.

2- Rings around your penis

Cover both your hands with lube, and form a ring with your thumb and forefinger. Place it around the base of your penis. Slide the ring up to the base of the glans (where the head starts). Now form a ring with the fingers on your other hand and do the same thing. Keep stroking with one ring at a time until you climax.

3- The palm rubber

Once you're erect, place some lube on the inside of one hand, and rather than rub your penis with your hand, keep rubbing the tip of your penis against the palm of your hand to orgasm.

4- The ball holder

The next time you're masturbating and feel as though you're about to ejaculate, put your other hand over your scrotum and lightly squeeze and pull it down (or more aggressively, if you like that sort of thing). That way, you get to feel your semen traveling through your body, making it's way to the exit.

5- The gentle tap

Although you have to have a sensitive penis for this to work effectively, this will at least demonstrate that you don't if it doesn't work. Keep your underwear on and make yourself erect. Once you're at your fullest erectness, tap the tip of your penis with the tips of your fingers. It should take somewhat longer than usual for you to reach climax but when you do, oh yeah...

6- Screw your hand

While standing, twist your lubed-up hand (whichever you're most comfortable using) so that your thumb is against your belly button. Wrap your hand around your penis and, rather than stroke with your hand, move your pelvis to pump in and out of your hand. It'll make you feel like you're actually penetrating a vagina. Okay, maybe not.

7- The plastic bag

In your bedroom (or someone else's if you wish), fill a plastic sandwich bag with petroleum jelly and put your erect penis in the bag, squishing the jelly so that your entire penis is covered. Then, place your penis, still in the bag, between the mattress and the box spring. Pump in and out to orgasm. The best part? No mess.

Have Sex & Make Love

If somebody ask me how is difference between Having Sex and Making Love, sorry that I cannot tell you. You have to find by yourself. It's same as somebody is trying to explain how is the taste of his homemade ice-cream, they never can describe exactly how is it. Even after they can tell you roughly how is it taste, it doesn't mean that those ice-cream will be delicious for you. Anyway, you have to figure out by yourself as well.

In generally, these two words mean the similar activity, but the words themselves also can tell you the difference. It's not necessary to describe how is the similarity between Have Sex and Make Love, most of the people known it.

Have Sex - is like a sport, we always making a better record.
Make Love - is like a support, we always making a better accord.

Have Sex - is temporary and tempting, it's expired after exploded.
Make Love - is a telepathy and sympathy, it's expressed the impressiveness.

Have Sex - is undependable. What you've got is not what you always get.
Make Love - needs understanding. We must change all of arguments to be agreements.

Have Sex - is a comparison between Luck & Lust, we always looking for the better one.
Make Love - is a combination between Love & Lust, we must keep the balance of them.

Have Sex - is relative, we try to compare with someone else.
Make Love - is a relation, we try to compact with someone we had.

Have Sex - is a expectation, you can know and expect it before you have it.
Make Love - is a experience, you will know and learn after you made it.

Have Sex - We have to naked our bodies before have it. We can just naked it partly.
Make Love - We have to naked our minds before make it. We have to naked it totally.

Have Sex - is what I like. Mostly, it's depends to one person.
Make Love - is what we love. Absolutely, it's must depends to both persons.

Have Sex - if you wanna have one, you can find or buy it by yourself, or ask someone to organize it for you.
Make Love - if you wanna make one, you must find it by yourself, and make it by yourselves.

Have Sex - makes we feel like a man took something, and a girl lost something.
Make Love - makes we feel like a man got something, and a girl gave something.

Have Sex - makes we finished what we have done.
Make Love - makes we started what we have to do.

I cannot say what I said are facts. I can say that what I said are my personal faiths. I don't need any argument, I force nobody to believes in my beliefs. Just another point of view to propose. Hope all of you enjoy to Having Sex and Making Love.

Sincery,

1st Revised 15.07.2005 (Ahh... I spent 2 hours to finish this article!!!)
2nd Revised 16.07.2005 (recorrect some words)
3rd Revised 01.12.2005 (Included took & lost, got & gave)4rd Revised 17.09.2007 (Fixed the html code syntax bugs)

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